3rd Base Bouncers Get Carried Away
One Bounce Too Many
During Thursday afternoon's game between the Braves and Nationals, the fans known as the "3rd base bouncers" got a little carried away, demolishing the northern section of the stands. Said GM Jim Bowden, "That's great ... we just reduced demolition costs by 30%. Maybe I can use that money to get a relief pitcher." With that, Bowden took out his cell phone and called the Angels.
One of the concrete sections landed on the pitchers mound, which now, for the first time today, has good traction for the pitchers.